Backfire that wish!

[bugahamgames]

This is a really hard to explain forum game...

I'll just show an example.
Person1: I wish I had 544$.
Person2: Granted, but it was counterfeits. I wish I was a dragon.
Person3: Granted, but you accidentally blew fire on yourself. I wish I was a
etc.. You can't "make it hard" (eg. I wish I had a private jet that was uncrashable and would always be safe and would be private and cannot be hurt by anything) because that ruins the fun. The "backfire" must be related to the "wish." like it can't be:
I wish I had a tank.
Granted, but the next day you fell of a cliff.

A more appropriate one would be:
I wish I had a tank.
Granted, but it was a pink tank and the general made fun of you and you were the biggest target and you got shot down.

Ready? I'll start..

I wish the forums had more users.

[Iambannedforaweekcuzispam]

Yeah, but all the users would be spammers and would constantly flame oyu. This is fun dude!
I wish I had a mansion.

[bugahamgames]

Granted, but it was made out of cardboard.
I wish there were more smilies.